Utrayan - Makarsankranti Sms

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  Tamne aaje j Utrayan nimitte moklu chhu, e khai ne bijane pan mokaljo..
  
  Happy Utrayan
  
  
  
  
  
• Kam mathi fursat made to farta rejo,
  Thodo anand pan karta rejo,
  Aam tem najar karta rejo,
  Ane kyarek upar pan jota rejo,
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  Koi patang-batang dekhay tyare.. Amne yad karta rejo...
  
  Happy Utrayan
  
  
  
  
  
• Bhai Advance_Ma
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  "FIRKI" Moklu 6u,
  
  Mate Dar Varsh Ni Jem Dori
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• 3IDIOT "LESSON" UTTRAYAN MIX
  
  Patang ke pi6e mat bhago, Bhagna hai to dori ke pi6e bhago.... Patang zakh mar ke aapke pas aayegi...
  
  Happy Utrayan

Michhami Dukkadam Sms

• 1 Sal K 12 Mah
  1 Mah K 4 Hafte K 7 Din K
  1 Din K 24 Ghante K
  1 Ghante K 60 Minut K
  1 Minut K 60 Sec Me 1 hi aawaz
  MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
  
  
  
  
• Kshama hi jivan ka sar hai,
  Kshama hi aaadhna ka pran hai,
  Kshama hi samasya ka samadhan hai,
  Kshama se hi aatma ka kalyan hai.
  MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
  
  
  
  
• Navkar mara man ma chhe,
  Jain maro dharm chhe,
  Gurudev ma mara pran chhe,
  Mox ni mane apeksha chhe..
  
  PARYUSHAN MAHAPARVA
  Nimitte
  JAI JINENDRA
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  MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
  
  
  
  
  
• I ask forgiveness for any harm I may have caused to you by thought, word or action, knowingly or unknowingly.
  MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
  
  
  
  
• Man chanchal che,
  Jibh agni che,
  Dil saaf che,
  Chhatay janta-ajanta tamara dil ne thes pahonchi hoy
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  Man vachan kaya thi
  “MICHCHAMI DUKKADAM”
  
  
  
  
• Ver nu karo Visarjan,
  Prem nu karo Sarjan,
  Man, Vachan, Kaya thi
  Janta-Ajanta Aapna dil ne dubhavyu hoy to
  Aap ne mara antahkaran purvak na
  Michhami Dukkadam.
  
  
  
  
• On this Auspicious day of SAMVATSARI, from the bottom of my heart, I beg to forgive me for hurting you in any way, willingly or unwillingly...
  MICHHAMI DUKKDAM
  
  
  
  
• Nano chhe sansar,
  Bhulo thai chhe apar,
  Karo amri kshama no swikar
  MICHHAMI DUKKADAM
  
  
  
  
• Yadi gaye varsh maine kabhi hamne aapko dukh pahuchaya ho to shayad wo aap k achhe k lie tha, magar vo dukh pahuchane k lie hum aap se kehte hai MICHHAMI DUKKADAM.
  
  
  
  
• Mara Jiv Thi Koi Nani Moti Janta Ajanta Bhul Thai Hoy to Aa Paryushan Parv Na Divase Be Hath Jodi Mastak Jhukavi MICHHAMI DUKKADAM

Eid Mubarak Sms

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  Mubarak aapko...
  
  
  
  
• EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
  Dher sari khusiya mile aapko,
  Par Jab EIDI mile aapko to,
  Sirf Yaad karna Humko!
  
  
  
  
• Eid leke aati hai dher sari khusiya,
  Eid mita deti hai insan main duriya,
  Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam taufa,
  Eis liye kahete hai sab EID MUBARAK.
  
  
  
  
• Hawa ko Khushbu mubarak,
  Fiza ko Mausam mubarak,
  Dilo ko Pyar mubarak,
  Aur Aap ko Hamari taraf se EID MUBARAK.
  
  
  
  
• We will eat spicy chicken,
  and mouthwatering pakoras,
  I'll call my neighbours,
  and friends on the street,
  may the peace of Allah,
  and joy of Eid.
  
  
  
  
• Moon has been sighted
  Samoosa are ready
  Here comes EID
  So just go steady...
  
  Eid Mubarak
  
  
  
  
• May the magic of this EID bring lots of happiness in your life and may u celebrate it with all your family & friends & may it fill ur HEART with wonders.
  
  EID MUBARAK
  
  
  
  
• What is meaning of EID?
  
  I think it means "ENJOY IN DUNIYA"
  
  So, on this occasion of EID, I wish that ALLAH will bring all the happy moments in your life.
  
  
  
  
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  «`’¤ EID MUBARAK ¤’´»
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• Do You Know What Is The Meaning Of The EID?
  
  EID Is The Combination Of Three Sentences:
  
  E = Embrace With Open Heart
  I = Inspire With Impressive Attitude
  D = Distribute Pleasure To All Peoples
  
  EID Mubarak To All
  
  
  
  
• Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
  Duniya ke sare gam tumhe jaye bhool,
  Charo taraf failao khushion k geet,
  Eisi ummid k sath tumhe mubarak ho eid.
  
  
  
  
• Suhani dhup barsat k baad,
  Thodi si hansi har baat k baad,
  Usi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
  Yeh EID Ramzan k baad.
  
  EID MUBARAK
  
  
  
  
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  Mubarak to you and your family
  
  
  
  
• EID is the wonderful day
  2 Pray
  2 Love
  2 Care
  2 Smile
  2 Relax
  
  And
  
  2 Thank 2 ALLAH
  
  EID MUBARAK
  
  
  
  
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  Aap k lie EID ka taufa bhej raha hu, ummid hai aap ko pasand aayega.
  
  EID MUBARAK
  
  
  
  
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Anna Hazare Sms

• Dear ANNA HAZARE JI,
  
  Thank u for taking public attention away from England Test series.
  
  Regards,
  M.S.Dhoni,
  Indian Captain
  
  
  
  
• Ek din SONIYA GANDHI k sapne me GANDHIJI ne aa k puchha-Mene marte samay apne TOPI, CHASMA aur DANDA CONGRES ko die the, wo kaha he?
  
  Soniya replied-TOPI to JANTA ko pahena di, CHASMA MANMOHANJI k paas hai aur Anna Hazare DANDA leke hamare pichhe pade hai...
  
  
  
  
• 1 admi ne ANNA HAJARE se puchha-Kafan me jeb kyu nahi hoti?
  ANNA ne jawab diya-Beta kyuki Maut kabhi Rishwat nhi leti.
  
  
  STOP CORRUPTION !!
  
  
  
  
• Soniya-anna anshan khatm karne ka kya lega?
  Manmohan-Wo ham dono ko ek thappad marna chahta hai.
  Sonia-Thik he, Anna ko bula lo.
  Manmohan-Kya thik he, pura desh bol raha he ME ANNA HUN
  
  
  
  
• The Congress Party decided 2 withdraw the humble 25p coin as legal currency.
  
  Their thinking was
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  Ek ANNA to sambhalta nahin, 4ANNA kaise sambhalenge?
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• Bhakt-He Bhagwan, Muze promotion dilwa do, me tumhare charno me Rs.51/- ka bhog rakh raha hu..
  
  God-Pagal, marwayega kya? ANNA dekh rahe hai...
  
  
  
  
• Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
  Banta: Tu bhi pagal hai na, dekhta nhi har taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!! MBA bole toh "MAI BHI ANNA"
  

Husband Wife Sms - Post 3

• A Man threw his Wife in a pond of Crocodiles..
  
  He's Now Being Harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being Cruel to the Crocodiles..!
  
  
  
  
• Engineer's wife:Mere pati love karte hue bhi galtiya dhondte he.!
  
  Docter's wife:Mere pati toh love karte hue bimaria ginate rehte he.!
  
  Judge's wife:Are tumhare pati kuch karte to he mera wala toh tarikh pe tarikh hi deta rehta he.!
  
  
  
  
• Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain
  
  
  1)Studies
  
  2)Entertainment
  
  3)Good Job
  
  4)Shadi
  
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  Shadi Ho Gai na?
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  Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
  
  
  
  
• Patni Aapne Pati Se Gusse Me-Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi.
  Pati-Achcha Hai, Mai Har Jagah Tumhare Saath Nahi Jaana Chahta.
  
  
  
  
• WIFE:Suno, agr tumhare baal isi rftar se zahdte rahe to me tumhe DIVORCE de dungi..!
  
  PATI: He Bhgavan.. me murkh khamkha inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha..!"

Sardar Sms - Post 6

• Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
  Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
  Que. the :
  1. China kis Desh me he.?
  2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
  3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
  4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
  5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop.
  Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..
  
  
  
  
• Santa: Mobile mein punjabi gaane bharwane he..
  Dukanwala: Memory Card he..?
  Santa: Memory Card to nahi he.. Rasshan Card challega..?
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Kal Muje 10 Logo Ne Mara!
  Banta-Fir Tune Kya Kia?
  Santa-Mene Kaha Saalo 1-1 Krke Aao.
  Banta-Fir?
  Santa-Fir Kya, Saalo Ne 1-1 Karke Bhot Mara!
  
  
  
  
• Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya..
  
  Ladki- Tumhre Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.?
  
  Santa- Pata Nahi, Me To Subah Se Ghar Ke Bahar Hu..
  
  
  
  
• Sardar ne A.C Lagwaya
  Wife ne pucha-oji Abhi to Sardi he?
  Sardar:Oye pagli maine A.C ulta lagwaya he, Garam Hawa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar..."
  

Quotes Sms - Post 6

• "The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we're thirsty..!"
  As well as
  "The care of true persons will be known only when we are alone.. !"
  
  
  
  
• If GOD meant each day to be perfect, He wouldnt have created tomorrows...So dont worry If today wasnt that Perfect, U still have tomorrow.
  
  
  
  
• My doors will be always open for those who have hurted me. But may be they have lost their beautiful position on wich they have once ruled.!
  
  
  
  
• Agar tum ek pencil ban kar kisi ki khushiya nahi likh sakte ho to, koshish karo ke ek accha rubber ban ke kisi ke gum mita do...
  
  
  
  
• There are things in life that we question a
  lot, but we do not realize that sometimes, answers come when
  we stop asking.

Insult Sms - Post 2

• HAPPY B'DAY!
  
  
  
  
  Chupaya kyon?
  
  Tumko
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  laga
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  bataoge
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  pata
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  chalega
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  aaj
  'ANIMALS DAY' hai
  U naughty!;-)
  Cake bhejna!:-D
  
  
  
  
• Maine apko Call ki to network bola,
  'MURKHO Ki dunia me apka swagat hai. Aap jis BEWKOF se SAMPARK Krna chahte hai uska DIMAG COVERAGE AREA Se Bahar hai.
  
  
  
  
• Shukriya Karo Us Khuda Ka,
  Jisne Hume Milwaya Hai,
  Ek Pyara, Achcha, Sundar, Sanskari, Smart Aur Intelligent Dost
  
  Humne Na Sahi, Aapne to paya hai.
  
  
  
  
• Call Me Fast
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  Ek baat karni Hai
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  Zaruri hai
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  Pata tha Kanjus Niche aa jayega par call nahi karega.
  
  
  
  
• Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Psand Hai
  
  
  Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho
  
  
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  Dimag To hai hi nahi.
  
  
  
  
• Cellphone using is very dangerous!
  And
  It damages the Brain.
  But,
  You are so lucky,
  No Brain!
  No Damage!!
  No problem!!!

Good Morning Sms - Post 5

• :-) !! Hi !! :-)
  :-) !! Hello !! :-)
  :-) !! Wish U !!:-)
  :-) !! Lovely !! :-)
  :-) !! Sweet !! :-)
  :-) !! Good !! :-)
  :-) !! morning !!:-)
  
  
  
  
• "G"hee dosa
  "O"othappa
  "O"mlet
  "D"ahi vada
  "M"asala dosa
  "O"nion dosa
  "R"ava dosa
  "N"oodles
  "I"dly
  "N"escafe
  "G"ud Morning
  Sent A Special Breakfast for You.
  
  
  
  
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  """" Hey u...!!!
  
  
  
  Yes u.
  
  
  
  Aaise gusse se kay dekh rhe ho mujhe sirf ye kahna tha GOOD MORNING
  Ab ham chalte hai...
  
  
  
  
• "GOOD MORNING"
  
  'A MESSAGE 2 START UR DAY,
  'A PRAYER 2 BLESS UR WAY,
  'A CHEER 2 PERFECT UR DAY,
  
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  'A MOMENT 2 SAY
  TAKE CARE AND HAVE A NICE DAY...'

God Sms - Post 1

• Prayer is where an amazing exchange happens.
  
  You hand over your worries to God
  
  And
  
  He hands over his peace to you.!
  
  
  
  
• A man was walking on a shaking bridge.
  
  He prayed for help He saw God on the other side of the bridge and asked God to come near, but God didn't come.
  
  Man got angry, with great difficulty he crossed to the other side & saw God holding the broken bridge!...
  
  Trust Him always :-)
  
  
  
  
• ABCD aati hai kya..?
  Agar aati bhi hogi to aisi nahi aati hogi..kyon ki esi aaj tak aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi...
  A=Ambe
  B=Bahuchar C=Chamunda
  D=Durga
  E=Ekrupi
  F=Farsadharni
  G=Gaitri
  H=Hinglaaj
  I=Indrani
  J=Jagdamba
  K=Kali
  L=Laxmi
  M=Mahamaya
  N=Narayni
  O=Omkarini
  P=Padma
  Q=Qatyayani
  R=Ratnapriya
  S=Shit
  T=Tripur Sundari
  U=Uma
  V=Vaishnavi
  W=Warahi
  Y=Yati
  Z=Zyana
  ABCD padhte jao..
  JAI MATA DI kahte jao.
  
  
  
  
• Prayer is a Free outgoing call to GOD.
  
  No Battery Power,
  No Charging,
  No Netwrk Problem,
  No Sim.
  
  Always Good Signal & Full taktime
  so pray 4ever.
  
  
  
  
• "Khuda" se kabhi kuch mat mango. "khuda" wo nahi deta jo Aapko acha lagta he
  balki "khuda" wo deta hai jo Aapke liye acha hai !
  
  TRUST in GOD

Munnabhai Circuit Sms - Post 2

• Munna-E circuit, Fansi k fande main aur shadi k fande main kya antar hai?
  
  Circuit-Fansi k baad sari musibat khatam ho jati hai aur shadi k baad musibate shuru hoti hai...
  
  
  
  
• Munna-Ae Circuit, tu kaisi kursi le aaya, ye to 2 din bhi nahi chali..
  
  Circuit-Bhai, yeh kursi baithne k lie hai, chalane k lie nahi. Isi lie nahi chali.
  
  
  
  
• Circuit ladki ko propose karne ki training leta hai.
  Ek din ek ladki ko kuchh hatke style main prapose karta hai: "Kya tum tumhari Chita ko Aaag lagane ka adhikaar apun ke bete ko dogi?"
  
  
  
  
• Munna English k paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se.
  
  1.Me ek Aam admi hu.
  -I am a mango man.
  
  2.Mujhe English aati hai.
  -English comes 2 me.
  
  3.Mera taaluq Haripur Hazara se hai.
  -I belong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
  
  4.Sadak pe goliya chal rhi hai
  -Tablets were walking on the road.
  
  
  
  
• Chinki ka baap-Meri beti tumhare ghar ko swarg bana degi.
  
  Munna-Sorry Mamu, apun iske saath shadi nahi kar sakta, q k apun abhi thode saal aur jina chahta hai.
  
  
  
  
• Munna-Yaar Circuit, doctor ne meri aankho k lie hare ped dekhne k lie kaha hai. Par apun k adde k paas dur dur tak koi pen nahi hai.
  
  Circuit-Simple hai bhai, bhabhi ko 5-6 hari saree la do.
  
  Munna-Par doctor ne muze PED dekhne k lie kaha hai PAHAD nahi..

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 14

• Sundar savar,
  Mitro no Pyar,
  Hasi majak ni Duniya,
  Ne tamari mari Yaad,
  Aa bdhu lai ave har 1 savar,
  Mubarak tamne aaj ni 'SAVAR'
  
  
  
  
• Surya Ne Ugto Nihaadi Aavi Tamari Yaad..!
  Mane Laagyu Ke Karvo Ek Mitho Saad..!
  Swikari Lejo Aa Nankda Nankda Msg Thi..!
  Amaaru Aa Subh Prabhaat..!
  
  
  
  
• Bhulay Nahi Kyarey Evi Koi Yad Dai Dyo,
  Bhul Thi Pan Kyarek Amne Awaj Dai Dyo,
  Ahi Maut Ni Kone Parwa 6,
  Palbhar Mate Pan Jo Tame Sath Dai Dyo.!
  
  
  
  
• Tame ramat ma lidhu,
  ame mohabbatma lidhu,
  tame ramakdu samajya,
  ame jindagi samajya,
  fark bus atlo padyo
  k ame jindagi hari gaya
  ane tame ramakdu todi gaya.
  
  
  
  
• Tamari Zindgi Aam to Tamari Chhe,
  Ema Thodi Samrudhi Amari Pan Chhe,
  Rekhao Bhale Rahi Tamara Hath Ma,
  Pan Ema Mitrata ni Ek Liti Amari Pan chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Lage 6e taras pan pani kyarek j male 6e,
  Male 6e mrutyu pan mox kyarek j male 6e,
  Male 6e ghana loko jivanma,
  Pan samji sake eva dost kyarek j male 6e.
  
  
  
  
• Prem ni rasmo nibhvi asan nathi,
  Eni kasmo par chalvu asan nathi,
  6odi didhu ame prem karvanu,
  Karan k potana prem ne bija sathe jovu asan nathi.
  
  
  
  
• Man Ni Vat 6upavso Nahi
  Sachu Kahya p6i Pastaso Nahi
  Khub Anmol Hoy 6 Shabdo No Sabandh
  Phool Ni Pankhdi Ni Jem Shabdo Ne Vikherso Nahi.
  
  
  
  
• Prem 1 Andh Vishvaas 6
  Kyarek Wafa To Kyarek Bewafai No Khitab 6
  Kahe 6 K Prem Kasu Nthi Joi Sakto Karn k
  Te Ankho No Nhi Pn Dil no Jugar 6
  
  
  
  
• Jivan 1 Saras Ramat 6,
  Teni Haar Ma Pan Gammat 6,
  Alag To Manas Na Vicharo Ane Mat 6,
  Baki To Samay Sathe To Badhaj Sahmat 6.

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 13

• Bandh 6 Hoth 6ta Dil Ma Koi Vat 6
  Zukela Nayno Ni Jarur Koi Fariyad 6
  Bhulya Haso Tame Ae Vitela Samay Ne
  Pan Amne To Ae Samay Ni Ek Ek Pal Yad 6
  
  
  
  
• Lagnio samjawa ma bhul kari betha
  Emni 2 ankho thi gunegar thai betha
  Kevay 6 zarna ma koi nathi dubtu
  Pan ame to driya ne zarnu samjwani bhul kari betha
  
  
  
  
• Samay thi jitu te hu nathi
  Jindagi thi haru te hu nathi
  Khota dekhav karu te hu nathi
  Aato sanjogo juda kare 6e
  Baki "sabandh" Ni Baji Haru te hu nathi
  
  
  
  
• Dard Vache Rahine Haswani Maza Ave 6,
  Zakhm Khaine Tadapwani Maza Ave 6,
  Ghana eva Sanjogo aave 6 Jivan ma,
  K jyare Zindgi Su 6 Te Samajvani Maza Aave 6e.
  
  
  
  
• Koi kahe aa zindgi ek tuko PRAVAS che
  Ochha samay ma jivva no PRAYAS che
  Leva jevi chij hoy to MITHAS che
  Ane mukva jevi chij hoy to KADVAS che
  
  
  
  
• Khush chu Bija Ne Khush Rakhu chu,
  Male che Anand e Bija Ne Apu chu,
  Janu chu Mol Nathi Maro Duniya Ma,
  Hu Khud Kai Nathi Pan Mitro Anmol Rakhu chu.
  
  
  
  
• Ketlak sambndho jivan sathe vanai jay 6
  Ketlik yado swapn bani ne rahi jay 6
  Laakho musafar pasar thai jay to pan
  Koik na pagla kayam mate rahi jay 6
  
  
  
  
• Prem ma sachi maja to tyare aave
  Jyare malvanu vachan aape te chhatay na aave,
  Kyarek risay jau hu ane te dhime thi mara dil ni najik aave,
  Fulo vachche mahekta aene hasi ne hu jou ane hasi aeni kadach fulo ne pan sharmave,
  Aeni adao na vakhan krto rahu hu ane loko mane shayar kahi ne bolave,
  Shu prem ma aava divaso na aave k sawal uthe mara hraday ma ane jawab aena nayano ma aave??
  
  
  
  
• Ek kavi kahe 6e,
  "Na Chahero luchhvani jarur che,
  Na Aieno luchhvani jarur che,
  Pan potanu Pratibimb jovu hoy to,
  Bijana 'AASU' luchhvani jarur che"
  
  
  
  
• Vagar Magye Isvare Ghanu Aapi Didhu,
  Niche Visaal Dharti Ane Upar AaKas Aapi Didhu.
  Jyare Puchyu Hu Jivis Sena Aadhare?
  Emne Tamari Mitrata Nu sarnamu Api didhu.

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 12

• JiVan ma Samay ni Sathe Chalvu Pade 6,
  Je Na Manjur hoy Te J Karvu Pade 6e,
  Rovano Adhikar Pan Aaptu Nathi Aa Jagat,
  Kyarek Loko Ne Batava Pan Hasvu Pade 6.
  
  
  
  
• Jivan nu 1 panu kitab bani jay 6
  Koi na hastakshar ni sahi adhuri rahi jay 6
  Jyare sabdo ma bhul thai jay 6
  To vakyo j nai pan tena arth pan badlai jay 6
  
  
  
  
• Dosti DIL ni vat 6 koi RIVAJ nathi
  Dosti sacho PREM 6 koi BANAVAT nthi
  Dosti HAQ ni vat 6 koi FARAJ nathi
  Dosti to ICHCHHA 6 koi JABARDASTI nthi
  
  
  
  
• Prem Na 2 Shbdo Keva Saras Lage 6,
  1 Bijane Jova Taras Lage 6.
  Puchi Jo Jo Koi Ghayal Thyela Premi Ne
  Prem Na Zkhmo Ne Ruz Avta Ketla Jnam Lage 6.
  
  
  
  
• Zindgi ni darek xan sarkhi nathi hoti,
  Samundar ma roz bharti nathi hoti,
  Sukh ane dukh ae prasang 6e zindgi na,
  Jema aasu ni kimat sarkhi nathi hoti.!
  
  
  
  
• Avsar ANAND no kyarek j ave 6,
  Sapna sakar karvni tak kyrek j ave 6,
  Bhuljo badhu pan Sabandho na bhulta,
  Kem k laagni ni zankhana ma Bharti to kyarek j ave 6.
  
  
  
  
• Aa Jindgi Ni Pariksha Samjati Nthi,
  Asu Ni Vehti Dhara Chupati Nthi,
  Mjburi Thi Nibhavo K Dil Thi Nibhavo
  Prem Ni Yado Kyarey Pan Bhulati Nthi.
  
  
  
  
• Samay sathe badhuj vahi jase,
  Matra PreM bhri vato yad Rahi jase,
  Haiya thi Hotho par Na Lavo to kai Nhi,
  Pan Dil_Na Jarukha ma dosto nu NAM jarur Rahi jase.
  
  
  
  
• Prem ni Rajuaat krva ma vaar na krso,
  Jo Nibhavi na sako to Saruaat na krso,
  Jene aadat nathi tamara vina rahevani,
  Teni sathe kyarey judai ni vaat na krso.
  
  
  
  
• Javab Bdhaj 6e Mari Pase
  Koi Saval Nthi Pu6tu
  Prtiksha Na Path Ma Rahgir Ne Koi Nthi Pu6tu
  Bdha Mane Gamti Vastu o Ape 6e
  Mne Su Gme 6e e Koi Nthi Pu6tu.

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 7

• Dr : Tamara aa 3 dant kevi rite tuti gaya?
  Bapu : Gharwala e banaveli Sukhadi khadhi hati
  Dr : To na padi devay ne
  BAPU: Arey to to badha tuti gaya hot
  
  
  
  
• You Are a 'AMDAVADI' if:
  1:U call Ur best Friends by their Surnames Or Special Words
  2:U Order Something in a Hotel only after Checking its cost
  3:You speak any language mixed with Gujarati
  4:U Bargain like hell even in 50% discount sale
  5:U will 4wd this only if u have a SMS pack
  
  Amdavad ROX
  
  
  
  
• Jo Mobile GUJARAT ma banta hot to ema keva
  Templates hot?
  
  1.Dafod call kar ne..
  2.Cigret Leto avje
  3.Dukan mate chha keto aavje
  4.Kai baju rakhde chhe?
  5.Pachi phone karu, baapa bajuma che
  6.Aa time pass no lecture jaldi pate to saru
  7.Chal pela ....... ni khenchiye..
  8.Bau avaj na kar nai to ghare aaine marish.
  9.Abe ganda, tara mate to jeev hajar chhe.
  10.Bas tane j yaad karto hato ne taro sms aavyo.
  
  
  
  
• Be bapuo ghana time pachhi malya.
  
  1st Bapu-Are tame to lagan kari lidha chhe ne, amara bhabhi nu naam shu chhe?
  2nd Bapu-‘Google Ba’
  1st Bapu-Aavu te kevu naam chhe emnu?
  2nd Bapu-Emne ek sawal puchho to ena das javab aape chhe...
  
  
  
  
• NRI:Bapu chhokri joi aavya? Kevi chhe?
  
  Bapu:Range kali chhe ne kane ochhu sambhde chhe.
  
  NRI:Jara english ma kaho.
  
  Bapu:'BLACK-BERY' chhe.
  
  
  
  
• HUSBAND:Tari Har Roj Ni Navi Navi Farmaish Thi Kantali Ne Hu Aapghat Karva Jau 6u..
  
  WIFE:Ek Saro White Dress To Lavi Aapo.. Besna Ma Hu Shu Pehrish.?

Teacher-Student Sms - Post 1

• A lady broke a signal & was presented in front of the inspector
  Lady : Mr plz let me go
  I m a school teacher
  I m getting late for my class.!
  Inspector: Aahaa so u r a teacher
  I've waited 4 this moment all my life
  Take a notebook & write down
  I'LL NEVER BREAK A TRAFFIC SIGNAL
  500 TIMES.!
  
  
  
  
• Teacher To Student:
  A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
  
  
  
  Student:
  
  A=Apni
  
  B=Beti ka
  
  C=Cell Number
  
  D=Dijiye.
  
  
  
  
• Teacher : What is the difference between himami and sunami..?
  
  Student : Himami is face wash and sunami is desh wash..!!
  
  
  
  
• Wats education?
  According to Section 56(b) of Students Act 1932 :-
  "It is the process of wasting 1/4th of your life in learning how 2 waste d remaining 3/4th"
  
  
  
  
• Dedicated 2 all Science Students
  Fact Of Our Life
  
  Humne 11 th me Science Li...
  
  Aur...
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  Aur uske baad Science ne hamari Li!! ;)
  
  
  
  
• Hum wo Engineer nahi jinke hathon me AC ya DC se jhatke lag jate hai..!
  Hum to un me se hain jo Short circuit se..
  .
  .
  .
  .
  "GOLD FLAKE"
  jalate hai..!!
  
  
  
  
• Usko Pane K Liye Me Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladh Leta
  .
  .
  .
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  Par Fir Mene Socha Ki-
  "Result Ka Time Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi."

Hindi Poetry (Shayri) Sms - Post 4

• Hm AnkhoKo Phul Or HothoKo Kamal KehteH
  Jaisi MehfilHo Waisi Gazal KahteH
  Hm MehfiloMe Jaya Nhi Karte
  Hm Jaha HoteH Log Use Mehfil KahteH
  
  
  
  
• Jaha sar juk jaye wahi khuda ka ghar he
  Jaha har nadi mil jaye whi samandr he
  Is zindgi me dard to sub dete he
  Jo har dard ko samj sake wohi Hamdard he
  
  
  
  
• Aksar Nasha hame ho jata hai,
  Or ilzaam sharab pe aata hai,
  kasoor us jaam ka nhi dosto,
  kasoor to us chehre ka hai,
  jo hume har jaam me nazar ata hai.
  
  
  
  
• Zindagi sundar hai par mujhe jina nahi aata,
  Har chij me nasha hai par mujhe pina nahi aata,
  Sub mere bina jee sakte hai,
  Sirf muje hi kisi k bina jina nahi aata.
  
  
  
  
• Bolta Nhi Koi Q zamane Se..
  Ki Log Toot Jate He Faisle Sunane Se..
  Q Udas Baithe He Is Trah Andhere Me..
  Dukh To Kam Nai Hote Roshni Bhujane Se..
  
  
  
  
• Khud Me Hum Kuch is Tarah Kho Jate He,
  Biti Hui Yado Ko Lekar Ro Jate He,
  Nind Nahi Aati Rato Me Par,
  Unko Khwab Me Dekhne K Liye So Jate He.
  
  
  
  
• Bin Unke Zindgi Me Koi Khushi Nahi
  Vo Nahi To Aaj Labo Par Hansi Nahi
  Na Samje Wo Agar To Hum Kya Kare
  Is DiL Me unke Siva Kisi Or Ki Jagah Nahi
  
  
  
  
• Kagaz ki kasti thi,
  Pani ka kinara tha,
  Khelne ki masti thi,
  Dil ye awara tha,
  Kahan aa gaye is samajhdari ke daldal me,
  Wo nadan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha.
  
  
  
  
• Ek shaks ki chahat ka arman raha,
  Jo janke bhi sab kuch anjaan raha,
  Aata he wo neendo me haroz,
  Ek yahi to uska mujh pe ehsan raha.
  
  
  
  
• Hazaroki Ginti to mujhe nahi aati,
  Par Dil Ka 1 khayal aapse keh du,
  Ki RET ka har zarra agar DUA ban jaye,
  To tohfe mein apko sara REGISTAN de du.

Attitude Sms - Post 1

• Attitude Power:
  
  Never Think "HUM Se Jo Takrayega
  WO Chur-Chur Ho Jayega"
  
  Always Think "HUM Se Jo Takrayega
  WO HAMARA Ho Ke Rah Jayega!!"
  
  
  
  
• To be Born with a Personality is an Accidental Gift From UR Parents. But, to Die as a Personality is an Achievement of UR Own & Return Gift to PARENTS
  
  
  
  
• Honey bees must tap two hundred flowers to make one drop of honey..
  
  Remember:
  The sweetest reward comes from the hardest struggle...
  
  
  
  
• One of d Best Messages for the whole of mankind:
  
  "There is no Market for your Sorrows; So never Advertise ur Feelings.."
  
  Just display ur Attitude..
  
  
  
  
• Vigyaan kehta he:
  "Jeebh pe lagi chot sabse jaldi theek hoti he"
  
  Aur Gyan kehta he:
  "Jeebh se lagi chot kabhi theek nhi hoti"
  
  SO ALWAYS USE SWEET WORDS
  
  
  
  
• Best line by a Mechanic: "I can't repair your horn, so, I made your brakes well"
  
  Every Problem Has Other Solution V Should Find It.
  
  
  
  
• Touchy Saying:-
  We Can't Understand Why We Choose The Wrong People In The First Place..
  N Then Whn The Right People Arrives
  We Just Stop Trusting..
  
  
  
  
• Attitude redefined:
  
  Don't judge me by what you have seen in me.
  
  
  Remember
  
  
  What you have seen in me is only what I have chosen to show you.

Relationship Sms - Post 2

• No sound in this world can be more louder than silence. If any one can understand ur silence, they can never misunderstand ur words..!!
  
  
  
  
• Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to look, not only to our own interests, but also the interests of others...
  
  
  
  
• Upar asman me tuta jo 1 tara..
  Use dekh kar mene rab ko pukara..
  Rakhe salamat vo ap ko hamesha.
  Dur hi sahi par tute na kabhi ye rishta hamara.
  
  
  
  
• I smile at whom I LIke..
  I Cry for whom I care..
  I share with whom I LOVE..
  I laugh with whom I ENjoy..
  I msg only to those whom I nver want to Lose..
  
  
  
  
• Lovely times of life will not return back forever. But, the lovely relation & the missing memories of friend will stay in the heart forever.
  
  
  
  
• It is very easy to defeat anyone with your strength, but, it is difficult to win anyone with your behaviour & pure relations..

Gujarati Suvichar Sms - Post 2

• Zindagi ma tame kone malso,te samay par aadhar chhe, pan samay jata tamari sathe kon rehse, te tamara vyavhar par aadhar rakhe chhe.
  
  
  
  
• MANJIL TENE MALE CHE JENA SAPNAOMA PRAN HOY CHE. PANKHO THI KASU J NATHI THATU ERADATHI UDAN BHARAY CHE. AATMA VISWAS E SHAKTI KERTA BALVAN CHE.
  
  
  
  
• Jivan ma Fakt 1 sari vyakti no sath hoy to 1 aakhi jindgi jivi shakay 6, pan
  kyarek fakt e 1 sari vyakti ni sodh maj 1 aakhi jindgi viti jay 6.
  
  
  
  
• Koine madad karva jyare hath lambavo tyare ena chahera same na jovυ, kem k majbυr manaѕ ni aankh ma υgeli sharam aapna dil ma abhiman nυ bij vave chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Duniya ma khushi emne nthi mlti je potani sharto par zindagi jive 6, pan khushi tene mle 6 je bijana sukh mate potani zindgini sharto bdli nakhe 6.
  
  
  
  
• Bijane etli j jaldi maaf karo jetli jaldi tame tamara mate Bhagvan pase mafi ni apeksha rakhta hov...

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 11

• AANSU Na "Pratibinb" Padi Jay Chhe,
  Kahya Vagar Badhu "Samji" Jaway Chhe,
  Yaad Aave 6 Jyare Koi "Angat Ni",
  Tyare."Hasti Aankhe Pan Radi Javay Che.."
  
  
  
  
• Jivan Ma Mushkilo Anek Hoy Che
  Parantu Te Darek No Ek Rasto Hoy Che
  Ane Te Rasto Tene j Male Che
  Jeno Chehro Hamesha "HASTO" Hoy Che
  So Keep Smiling..
  
  
  
  
• Nathi Kehvu 6ta kehvai Jay 6e,
  Taru Mahatva Su 6e A Dil Ne Samjai Jay 6e.!
  K Jyare Jodu Hath Naman Karva,
  Tyare Prabhu Pase Tu j Mangai Jay 6e.!
  
  
  
  
• Sabandho kya koi na kayam na hoy 6e
  Aaje aapda to kale paraya hoy 6e
  Man thi man made e j sabandh sacho
  Baki na sabandh to kachi mati na vasan hoy 6e
  
  
  
  
• Khabar nathi padti kon kya khovai gaya,
  Evu lage 6e k sambandho snehna dhovai gaya,
  Su vakhan karu dostina yaro,
  Manzil mali etle Shu dosto pan bhulai Gya?
  
  
  
  
• Kavita hoy ke Kalakruti
  Pustak hoy ke Natak
  Darek Sarjak naam potanu aape chhe
  Pan MAA jevu Sarjak koi nathi
  Santan ne janam aape chhe ne naam PITA nu aa
  
  
  
  
• Jivan ek saras ramat che
  Teni haar ma pan gamat che
  Alag to manas na vicharo ane mat che
  Baki to samay sathe to badhaj sahemat che
  
  
  
  
• Man ma jo "SIM CARD" hot to,
  yaado ne DELETE kari shakato hot..!!
  Magaj ma jo "PRINTER" hot to,
  vicharo no PRINT OUT kadhi shakato hot..!!
  Haiya ma jo "PEN DRIVE" hot to,
  jindgi no DATA ema samayo hot..!!
  Modhama jo "SMS" hot to,
  vato ne SEND kari shakato hot..!!
  Aankhoma jo "BLUE TOOTH" hot to,
  tasviro ne RECEIVE kari shakato hot..!!
  Ane Kadach,
  Jindgi jo "COMPUTER" hot to,
  tene pan FORMAT kari shakato hot..!!
  
  
  
  
• SAMAY nakki kare 6 k tamne life ma kon malse,
  DIL nakki kare 6 k tamne life ma koni jarur 6,
  Pan tamaru VARTAN nakki kare 6e k,
  Tamri jivan ma amne jarur 6???
  
  
  
  
• Ketlik wato ni saruat haju yad 6e
  Adhura ant ni mulakato haju yad 6e
  Dariya ma ave 6 ghani var bharti-ott
  Pan kinara ne to reti ma pdela pagla j yad 6e

Bewafa Sms - Post 3

• Yaaro k beech yarana seekh gaye,
  Thoda sur lagaya aur tarana seekh gaye,
  Sab kuchh thik tha zindagi me,
  Galat to tab hua jab dil lagana seekh gaye.
  
  
  
  
• Exclusively for lovers:
  "If my love fails i wont die for her, Bcoz, she might get a boy again but my parents wont get a son like me again.!"
  
  
  
  
• "Never show too much of LOVE n CARE on anyone..!!
  
  Bcoz it creates an 'Uncurable Pain' when they start avoiding u..!!
  
  
  
  
• Nice lines by a lover:-
  I lost everything for my love.!
  
  But,
  
  She lost only one thing.!
  Thats....
  "My true love"
  
  
  
  
• Takdir Ko saath Liye Chalte he Hum
  Rona Bahut he Fir Bhi Haste He Hum
  Zakhm Dikhane Se Kabhi Nahi Mitate
  Usey Dil Me rakh Kar Masti Se Jeete He Hum
  
  
  
  
• Dont share ur top secrets with anyone..
  
  Because..
  
  If u urself cant keep ur secrets..
  
  Dont expect somebody else to keep it ..!
  
  
  
  
• Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
  ...
  .
  .
  He Bhagwan, Ab Mera Kharcha Kon Uthayega???
  
  
  
  
• Kho Kar Hume Fir Pa Na SaKoge..
  Jaha Hum Honge Waha Aa Na SaKoge..
  Galtiyo Ka Ehsas To Hoga..
  Par Hum Honge Waha Jahan Se Hume BuLa Na SaKoge..
  
  
  
  
• Koi na mila jispe duniya luta dete..
  Sabne dhokha diya kis kis ko bhula dete..
  Dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha..

English Friendship Sms - Post 1

• "A"void "B"ad "C"ompany,
  "D"ont have "E"go with "F"riends,
  "G"ive up "H"urting "I"ncidences,
  "J"ust "K"eep "L"iking "M"e,
  "N"ever "O"mit "P"ossessiveness,
  "Q"uite "R"emember me,
  "S"eldom "T"rust,
  "U"se "V"alid "W"ords,
  "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal.
  
  This is the A-Z rules of my friendship.
  
  
  
  
• There are 2 ways of being united.
  
  By being FROZEN together
  or
  By MELTING together.
  
  Its better to be melted in FEELINGS than to be FROZEN in DIFFERENCES..
  
  
  
  
• Why do frnds keep forwarding msgs instead of talking to each other..?
  The reason is dat we hv nothing to say but still want to b in touch..!
  
  
  
  
• Frndz should be like two zeroes.
  When u try to add they r the same.
  when u subtract they r again same..
  But when u try 2 divide Its just "IMPOSSIBLE"..
  
  
  
  
• Airtel Care "121"
  
  Bsnl Care "123"
  
  Idea Care "4444"
  
  Hutch Care "111"
  
  Reliance Care "333"
  
  Docomo Care "121"
  
  &
  
  Friendship Care ""
  
  "Any Time"
  
  
  
  
• Someone asked me,"who is a friend?"
  .
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  I replied,"Friends are those who believe in u when u are afraid to believe in urself."...;-)
  
  
  
  
• Lovely times of life will not return back forever. But, the lovely relation & the missing memories of friend will stay in the heart forever..

Boys N Girls Sms - Post 4

• Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
  
  Student:
  
  A=Apni
  
  B=Beti ka
  
  C=Cell Number
  
  D=Dijiye.
  
  
  
  
• Exam me fail hone ki wjah kya he
  Sidha jawab he
  1 sal ke 365 din hote h
  Roj 8 ghnte sone k
  to pure sal ke 122 din
  365-122=243
  Diwali or smr vactn gino 61 din
  243-61=182 din
  Usme 52 sundy
  182-52=130 din
  Festivl k 40
  Clg festivl 15 din
  130-55=75 din
  Khane pine nhane k 3 ghnte ke hisab se 46 din
  75-46=29 din
  Roj k 1 ghnte dosto k Uske 15 din
  29-15=14 din
  Ab Isme 10 din to bimar rhte h
  14-10=4 din bche
  Exm k time b tV dkhne k 3 din
  4-3=1 din bche
  1 sal me 1 din hi to birth day ata h
  Ab bday k din kon pdhe
  
  
  
  
• Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do
  God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA
  Hindu hai to BIPASHA
  christain hai to GENELIYA
  Bol,tera naam kya hai?
  Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza.
  
  
  
  
• Ladki se Nasa hota h,
  Nase se junoon
  Junun se mehnat
  Mehnat se Padai
  Padhai se Career
  Isliye Career Banane ke liye Girlfrnd Banana Bahot jruri h...:-)
  
  
  
  
• How Guys feel sorry after hurting their gf
  1st day - sorry
  2nd day- sorry pls
  3rd day- just talk to me once bby
  4th day- pls listen na bby pls pls
  5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
  6th day- I'l die wthout u agr tune baat nai ki to me suicide kr lunga..
  7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. nachti hain mere liye, tu hi paeda hui hai miss world..
  bandariya kahin ki..
  ht..phurrrr...!
  8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite.
  
  
  
  
• BECHARA LADKA
  
  Ladki par hath uthay toh zalim
  Ladki se pit jaye toh namard
  
  Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous
  Chup rhe toh fattu
  
  Ghar se bahar rhe toh aawara
  Ghar me rhe toh nakara
  
  Baccho ko dante toh buzdil
  Na dante toh laparwah
  
  Biwi ko naukri se roke toh shaki mizaz
  Na roke toh biwi ki kamai khane wala
  
  Aakhir bechara ladka
  kare to kare kya??
  
  Kindly forward 2 all boys & girls,bcoz
  MARD KO BHI DARD HOTA HAI !!
  
  
  
  
• Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
  ...
  .
  .
  He Bhagwan, Ab Mera Kharcha Kon Uthayega???
  
  
  
  
• Alcohol contains Girl hormones..
  
  PROOF:
  After drinking
  1.Boy talk unnecesarily,
  2.Becomes over emotional
  3.Drive badly
  4.Stop thinking
  5.Fight for nothing
  
  
  
  
• Girl's Status on facebook:
  'feeling sad'
  
  17021 comments..
  
  
  Boy's Status:
  'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
  
  2 likes n 1 comment "Dekh le yr, ho sake to rehne de.."

Quotes Sms - Post 5

• All of us do not have EQUAL TALENT, but all of us have an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY to develop our talents.
  
  
  
  
• Living with d Attitude of
  '2 GET' & '2 GIVE'
  creates 2 many PROBLEMS,
  
  but.....
  
  just DOUBLE d Attitude to
  '4GET' & '4GIVE'
  solves all the PROBLEMS.
  
  
  
  
• Life laughs at u when u are Unhappy. Life smiles at u when u are Happy.
  But, Life salutes u when u make others Happy...!
  
  
  
  
• Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself calm and silent.
  
  
  
  
• SUCCESS is nothing more than a few simple DISCIPLINES practiced daily & FAILURE is nothing more than a few small ERRORS repeated daily.
  
  
  
  
• Mirror Is Our Best Friend...
  Because ,
  It laughs when we laugh..
  It cries when we cry..
  But most importantly
  It Never Laughs When We Cry....
  
  
  
  
• Respect those who find TIME for u in their busy Schedule. But, Love those who NEVER SEE their Schedule when u NEED them.
  
  
  
  
• In your life, to be happy always follow this golden rule !!
  
  Live and let live.
  
  - Lord Mahavir
  
  
  
  
• Best lines by Dr. Abdul Kalaam :
  
  "Intezar Karne Walo Ko Sirf Utna Hi Milta Hai, Jitna Koshish Karne Wale, Chhod Dete Hai"
  
  
  
  
• It is very easy to defeat anyone with your strength, but, it is difficult to win anyone with your behaviour & pure relations..

Hindi Funny Sms - Post 1

• Aaj Mosam me Kuch Alag Bat He,
  Behke Huve Mere Jasbat He,
  Dil Kehta He Churalu Aapko Aap hi se,
  Par Mammy Kehti He Chori Karna Buri Bat He.
  
  
  
  
• Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
  Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah
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  Thoda side me ho jao, BLOOD wali pipe me fase ho.!
  
  
  
  
• Conducter ek bache se:Tum hamesha darwaje me khade rahte ho, tumhara baap CHOKIDAR he kya?
  Bachha:Tum hamesa paise mangte ho, tumhara baap BHIKHARI he kya?
  
  
  
  
• Golu office jaa raha tha..
  
  Patni pyaar se boli:"See u in the evening"
  
  Golu gusse se:"Dhamki kise de rahi hai, Main bhi tujhe dekh loonga..!!"
  
  
  
  
• Father: wht abt ur result?
  
  Son: wo VAKIL SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya...
  
  F: wht abt urs?
  
  S: wo KHAN SAAB ka beta fail ho gaya.
  
  F: n wt abt ur?
  
  S:Wo DOCTOR SAAB ka..
  
  F: u idiot m asking abt urs?
  
  S: to aap kon se PRIME MINISTER h jo aap ka beta paas hoga.
  
  
  
  
• Marzi Ki Zindgi Ki 7 Baatain.
  
  1)Studies
  
  2)Entertainment
  
  3)Good Job
  
  4)Shadi
  
  5)
  
  6)
  
  7)
  
  Shadi Ho Gai na?
  
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  Marzi Ki Zindgi Khatam..
  
  
  
  
• Ek pagal bina jalae bidi pee raha tha...
  
  Dusara pagal-Isme se dhua kyu nhi nikal raha he?
  
  Pagal-Kar di na pagalon wali Baat, ye "C.N.G." Bidi hai."

Gujarati Shayri Sms - Post 12

• Pal Ma Bhulay Te Prit Na Kehvay,
  Apni Yad Na Aave Te Mit Na Kehvay,
  Ame Tamne Prem thi Sandesho Moklyo,
  Ane Tame reply Na Karo E tamari Rit N Kehvay
  
  
  
  
• Prem Ni Ramat Jitva Aa Dil Haryo 6u,
  Samundar Pamva Jata Hu Nadiyo Haryo 6u,
  Jene Jitva Mate Badhu Harva Taiyar Hato,
  Badhu Jiti Lidu Fakt Tenej Haryo 6u.
  
  
  
  
• Payal thi payal ni jhankar sundar 6e
  Prem thi prem no anubhav sundar 6e
  Loko kahe 6e aap sundar 6e
  Pan Tamara thi vadhare tamaro swabhav sundar 6e
  
  
  
  
• Karmata ful ne joine dukh thay che
  Ankho ma kyak chubhan thay che
  Hoy che badhu j zindgi ma pan kayrek
  Zindgi ma koi ni kami mehsus thay che
  
  
  
  
• Sager na kinara par koi radtu hase,
  Tamane yad kari ne koi tadaptu hase,
  Jara dil par hath rakhi vichari to juvo,
  Tamara sms ni pan rah koi Jotu hase.
  
  
  
  
• Karmaya pachi khilvu mane game che,
  Dard ni saathe jivvu mane game che,
  Duniya jatan kare ke na kare maru,
  Murjhaya pachi pan koini kitab ma revu mane game che.
  
  
  
  
• Varso Pachhi emni Nazar Padi Hati
  Ej Mara Bhagya Ni Sundar Ghadi Hati
  Eva Milan ne Yaad sadiyo kar je
  J Milan Ni Mulakat Khud Ishware Jodi Hati
  
  
  
  
• Prem Na be Shabdo Keva Saras Lage che
  Ek Bija Ne Jova Ni Ketli Taras Lage che
  Pu6i Jo Jo Ghayal Thayela Ne K
  Zakhmo Ne Ruz Aavta Ketla Varas Lage 6e
  
  
  
  
• Bija ne raji rakhu 6u,
  Male6 je pan anand a bijane apu 6u.
  Janu 6u mol nathi kasa no duniya ma,
  Hu khud kai nathi pan 'MITRO' anmol rakhu 6u.
  
  
  
  
• Apni Aa Muskan Bahu Pyari Lage 6e
  Apni Khusi Amne Amari Lge 6e
  Kyarey Dur N Karsho Tmara Thi Amne
  Jeev Thi Pan Vhali Mitrata Tmari Lage 6e

Gujarati Shayri Sms - Post 11

• Eni darek yaad dilma haji taji che,
  E nthi jivan ma pan eni aas haji baki che,
  Eni yaad aavta j aansu aavi jay che,
  Aa aansu to pi lidha pan pyaas haji baki che.
  
  
  
  
• Chandra ni kala par nache 6 dharti,
  Koi kahe 6 bharti to koi kahe 6 ott,
  Pranay ni chahat ma zule 6 manvi,
  Koi kahe 6 zindgi to koi kahe 6 maut..!!
  
  
  
  
• Sapnu nahi pan tamaro vichar apjo,
  Mara ma ek thai shake evu dil apjo,
  Hu ek nahi pan anek janam jivi laish,
  Jindagi ma ek war tamaro vishwas aap jo.
  
  
  
  
• Samay to Paani ni jem vahi jase
  Matr PREM bhari yad rahi jase
  Aaje nathi samay to kai nahi
  Pan jyare hase samay
  Tyare yad karva matra maru naam rhi jase
  
  
  
  
• Koi Kartu Hoy Prem Tmne To Swikari Lejo
  Tute Nhi Koi Nu Dil Teni Kalaji Lejo
  Swarthi Manaso To Bahu Mlse Jivan Ma
  Pan Sacha Prem Ne Parkhi Lejo
  
  
  
  
• Aek 6e aakash ne disha o char 6e,
  Dil aa maru tane malva bekarar 6e,
  Tari j yaado ne tari j vaato,
  Have to aa nayan ne bus taro j intezar 6e{-_-)
  
  
  
  
• Jivan Ma Dukh Pade To Mukh Ne Sada Hasavajo,
  Koi Lakho Rupya Charne Dhare To Thukravjo,
  Pan Sambandh Rakhe Je Dil Thi Tene jivan Bhar nibhavjo..
  
  
  
  
• Ave 6 vasant patjad joi joi ne,
  Hase 6 manvi ketlu roi roi ne,
  Nathi bhulato bhutkal koine joi joi ne,
  Male 6 sacho prem kyarek j koi koi ne...!!!
  
  
  
  
• Mitrata na Hastakshar koi ukeli nathi saktu
  Ema jodni ni bhul koi sodhi nathi saktu
  Khub saral hoy 6 vakya rachna pan
  Purn viram koi muki nathi saktu
  
  
  
  
• Dhiraj dhari pn fal sara n malya,
  Kehvu htu pn shabdo n sathvara n malya,
  Kadar karta rahya akhi jindgi bijani,
  Pn afsos amari kadar karnar koi n malya...

Osama Bin Laden Special Sms

• Wonderful work of OBAMA by killing OSAMA.
  
  OBAMA is lucky, because he is not a GUJARATI. Otherwise, he would be facing a FAKE ENCOUNTER CASE.
  
  
  
  
• Osama Bin Laden goes to a psychic who says “You will die on an American holiday” Needless to say Bin Laden is shocked.
  
  “Which one?” he asks.
  
  “Doesn’t matter”, say the psychic. “Whatever day you die will become an American holiday.”
  
  
  
  
• Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden Killed In Pakistan.
  
  Other News: Rajinikanth Just returned From his Holidays In Pakistan
  
  
  
  
• Osama’s favourite song:
  
  O Main Nikla
  Plane Leke
  Raste Mein
  New York Mein
  Ek Mod Aaya
  Main WTC Tod Aaya.
  
  
  
  
• Osama’s son was weak in maths, so Osama hired a personal tutor 4 him.
  
  Teacher-How will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?
  
  Osama’s son-IT IS QUITE SIMPLE, KILL THE EXTRA PERSON !
  
  
  
  
• Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.
  
  One Guy Asked: What are you planning?
  
  Cameron: Planning World War-3
  
  Guy: Really? Whats going to happen…?
  
  Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.
  
  Guy: Katrina Kaif? Why do you want to kill Katrina?
  
  Cameron turns to Obama and says: See, i had told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.
  
  
  
  
• Que: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
  
  Ans: Nothing, yet.
  
  
  
  
• Once Rajnikanth taught a kid How to play COUNTER STRIKE
  
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  Now that kid is known as OSAMA BIN LADEN
  
  
  
  
• Once Osama Bin Ladan And Karina Kapoor met.
  
  Osama: Hows Life?
  
  Karina: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum... And Howz yours?
  
  Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum...

Love Sms - Post 4

• Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye
  Jinki yadon me ye armaan pighal gaye
  Khoja tha jinko saare jahan me
  Palke band ki to wo ankho me mil gaye
  
  
  
  
• Jab tum kisi ko nazar andaz karo
  or wo tumhe iska badla wafa se de
  
  To
  
  Jan Lo
  
  Ki wo tumhe khud se zyada pyaar karta hai.
  
  
  
  
• Ruth na mat hame manana bhi nahi aata,
  Dur mat jana hame pas lana bhi nahi aata,
  Aap bhul jao hame aapki marji,
  Par ham kya kare hame bhula na bhi nahi aata.
  
  
  
  
• Awesome Fact..
  
  There's no past tense in loving someone..
  
  It's either you always will..
  or
  you never did !!
  
  
  
  
• Ek ladki ne ladke k kandhe pe sar rakh kar pucha-Ye kandhe pe kab tak sar rakhne doge?
  
  BEST REPLY EVER GIVEN BY BOY
  
  Boy-Jab tak log mujhe kandha nahi dete..
  
  
  
  
• A lovable person is a medicine for any kind of pain
  But
  There is no medicine available in d world for pain given by lovable person.!
  
  
  
  
• Aksar Nasha hame ho jata hai,
  Or ilzaam sharab pe aata hai,
  kasoor us jaam ka nhi dosto,
  kasoor to us chehre ka hai,
  jo hume har jaam me nazar ata hai.

Good Morning Sms - Post 4

• (G)rapes
  (O)range
  sapp(O)ta
  (D)ates
  (M)ango
  p(O)megranate
  st(R)awberry
  watermelo(N)
  p(I)neapple
  ba(N)ana
  (G)uava
  Have
  a
  FRUITY MORNING.
  
  
  
  
• Suna H Kisi Ko
  Good Morning
  KahoTo Uski
  Subh Achi Hoti He
  
  Pr Hmne To Ye Mehsus Kia
  K Good morning Apko Khe
  To Din Hamara Acha Hota He
  GOOD MORNING
  
  
  
  
• Subah ka Mausam aur Aapki Yaad,
  Halki si Thandak aur Chay ki Pyas,
  Yaaro ki Yaari aur Yaari ki Mithas,
  Shuru kijiye Apna Din Meri Good Morning ke saath. .
  
  
  
  
• Suna Hai Kisi Ko GoodMrng Kaho To UNKI Subah Acchi Hoti Hai.!
  Par Humne Ye Mehsus Kiya Ki GoodMrng Aapko Kahe To Din Humara Accha Hota Hai.!
  Good morning
  
  
  
  
• Mithi Nind Mithe khwab,
  Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab,
  Chand b chup gya fir rat K intzar me,
  Ek naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash me.
  GooD MorninG.
  
  
  
  
• Moon ne band ki lighting,
  Sun ne suru ki shining,
  Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,
  To hum bhi bol de aapko very very sweet gud mrng
  
  
  
  
• Naino Ke Kajal Se,
  Khwabo Ke Aanchal Se,Mahki Bahar Se,
  Is Gul-E-Gulzar Se
  Dil Ke Har Taar Se,
  Bade Hi Pyar Se
  Kahte He.......
  GOOD MORNING
  
  
  
  
• Every morning u have two choices..
  Continue your sleep with Dreaming..
  Or
  Wake up and Chase your Dreams..
  Choice is yours..!!
  Have A Pleasent Day
  
  
  
  
• *;*;%*;*
  *;*;%*%   Fresh
     ):;;:(     Flowers
    (,___,)   For
     :----:   U
  Aapki har subah in phulon ki tarah mehakti rahe....
  
  
  
  
• Cool Morning Breeze
  And
  Pearly Dew Drops,
  
  Waving Green Leaves
  And
  Flowers Blossom,
  
  All Bring Joy and Say,
  To Start a
  Happy New Day.
  Gud morning.!

Friendship Sms - Post 4

• 1 sweet story :-
  
  1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye, pehla grlfrnd ko & doosra dost ko.
  "Main ja raha hu reply fast"
  
  &
  
  1st reply grlfrnd ka aya: "Tum kaha ja rahe ho? I am busy. Baad mein milenge."
  
  Ye padhkar use bahut dukh hua.
  
  2nd rply dost ka aya: "Abe kameene akela kaha ja raha hai? Ruk main 1minute mein aa raha hu."
  
  Ladke ne muskura kar kaha k aaj ek baar fir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
  
  
  
  
• Safar zindgi ka adhura nhi hoga
  Par Dosto k bina ye pura b nhi hoga
  Bus har pal humare sath rehna
  Qki aapke bina Dosto ka list pura nhi hoga
  
  
  
  
• 1 apki hasi
  +
  1 aapka nature
  +
  1 apka sath nibhane ka wada
  +
  1 kabhi na khatam hone wala vishwas
  
  The result is our friendship
  
  1+1+1+1 = 4ever...!
  
  
  
  
• Duniya me agar kahi b aapki JEET Hui To Hum GARV se kahenge That's my friend Aur aap HARE To apka HATH Pakad k aap k PAAS Bethenge aur kahenge i m ur friend.
  
  
  
  
• Dost ruthe to Rab ruthe
  
  fir ruthe to jag chute
  
  agr fir ruthe to dil tute
  
  or agar fir b ruthe to utar chappal or mar saale ko jab tak chappl n tute.
  
  
  
  
• Khuda na kare aapko koi gum mile,
  Khushiya aur hasi har dam mile,
  Gum jab bhi bad chale aapki taraf,
  Khuda kare raste me use hum mile

Naughty Sms - Post 2

• Teacher 2 student-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
  Stdnt-sir,light nahi thi.
  Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
  Stu-sir,maachis ni ti.
  Teachr-kyu?
  Stu-puja ghar me rkhi ti.
  Teachr-toh le aata.
  Stu-nahaya ni tha sir.
  Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?
  stu-paani ni tha sir
  teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
  Stu-sir motor ni chal ri ti.
  Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua kamine?
  Stu-sir kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.
  
  
  
  
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• This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.
  I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write
  "I WONT TALK IN CLASS"
  50 times on d board,
  i wrote
  
  for(i=1;i<=50;i++) printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n"); m Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY


• Short but Fantastic request
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  "Try 2 keep dat person happy always, whom u see everyday in d Mirror."
  
  
  
  


• Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
  Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah wah...
  Thoda side me ho jao, Blood wali pipe me fase ho.!!
  
  
  
  


• DUNIA me abhi ache insan ki talaash me mat nikalna
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  Q k
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  Aaj kal thandi hai aur
  (',') hum ghar
  <)''(> me hi
  _/ /_ hote he ...
  
  
  
  


• Khud Ko Kr Kanjoos itna
  K Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
  Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Pooche.
  
  
  Sir G
  r u sure
  Bhejna hai
  K Sending Fail Karu.

Sardar Sms - Post 5

• Sardar apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar rha tha.
  Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
  Sardar-Jab ye badi ho jaygi to ise suna kar iska matlab pu6unga
  
  
  
  
• Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
  Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
  
  Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
  Beta fail ho gya.
  Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
  Naukrani aa ni rahi.
  Nal me pani nahi.
  Ghar me light nahi.
  Ab juice me..
  Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA...
  
  
  
  
• Santa to his wife: Aaj murgi to bahut tasty banai hai kuch alag masala lagaya kya?
  Wife: Na ji murgi jal gayi thi, isiliye BOROPLUS lagaya hai.
  
  
  
  
• Santa-Tuze punjab jane me 1din lagta hai lautne me 4din kyu?
  
  Banta-Ye sab car banane walo ki galti hai, jane k 4 gear diye aur revers k liye sirf ek.
  
  
  
  
• Santa cycle pe bhikari k pas se guzra..
  Bhikari bola-Allah k nam pe kuch khila do baba..
  Santa cycle rokkar-Chal piche baith, tuje round khila deta hu.!
  
  
  
  
• SANTA-Shimla ja rha hun, raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
  BANTA-Meri BHI leja, usse bhi gira dena.
  SANTA-Agar tu BURA na maane,to use VAPSI me gira du?
  
  
  
  
• TEACHER-Batao, bharat me sabse jyada baarish kaha girti he?
  Badi der sochne k bad Santa ne jawab diya-
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  Zameen Par...!

Relationship Sms - Post 1

• True relationship isn't leaving behind special people when u find sum1 NEW. Its all about preserving dried rose between pages in spite of being gifted a rose daily.
  
  
  
  
• Do u know about d things which live after death?
  
  Eyes-31min
  Brain-10min
  Legs-4hrs
  Skin-5days
  Bones-30days
  &
  Most Imp our RELATION$HIP 4 EVER.
  
  
  
  
• The biggest loss in life~
  Tears in Someone's Eye
  Because of You..
  
  
  &
  
  
  The biggest achievement of life~
  Tears in Someone's Eyes for You...
  
  
  
  
• Wonderful relations in this World..
  
  Heart & beats
  Night & Moon
  Music & Songs
  Roses & Love
  Fish & Water
  
  My costly message & ur free smile..!
  
  
  
  
• Relationship Is Like TAJMAHAL
  
  Everybody Will Wonder How Beautiful It Is.
  
  But,
  
  Nobody Can Understand How Difficult It Was To Built...
  
  
  
  
• Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha,
  
  "zinda rahe to phir milenge"
  
  Lekin aapko milne k baad dil ne mehsoos kiya
  
  "milte rahege to hi zinda rahenge"
  
  
  
  
• Developing '100 relations' in 1 year is not a gain. But, Keeping '1 relation' for 100 year is an achievement.
  
  That is true relationship.
  
  
  
  
• Never go back into an old relationship, no matter how strong it is,
  because its like reading a book over n over again, when u already know how it ends..

Animal Sms - Post 2

• Ox-a kya bolti tu
  Cow-kya me bolu
  
  O-sun
  C-suna
  
  O-ati kya gausala
  C-kya karu ake me gausala
  
  O-mundi hilayenge ghas chabayenge gober failayenge or kya !
  
  
  
  
• Ek Murgi Market Gai Kaha Ek Anda Dena
  Shopkiper- Ande Ka Kya Krogi
  Mere Pati Ne Kaha Hai 2-/Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Mat Kharab karo
  
  
  
  
• Positive thought:
  Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying
  His dad asked him,"how do u feel?"
  He replied,"it was wonderful, every1 was clapping 4 me!"
  
  
  
  
• 1 chúha sharab k drum me gira....Nikal k mast ho kar soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.... Uth munni, Aaj ye chulbul pande tera mujra dekhne aaya he...
  
  
  
  
• A Man threw his Wife in a pond of Crocodiles..
  He's Now Being Harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being Cruel to the Crocodiles..!

April Fool Sms - Post 2

• Today is Friday.
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  You thought I am making you April Fool...
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  I dont have any need to make the person April Fool who is already a Fool.
  
  
  
  
• 1 Akalmand Insan ne Bewakuf Se pucha.. Sari Duniya Tumhe Bewaquf Kyon Kehti He??
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  Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
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  April Fool Sale April Fool hi rahete hai.. Chalo ab jawab do.
  
  
  
  
• Aaj jo muzse APRIL FOOL banega usko main Hotel main Party dene vala hu...
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  Agar tumhari Ichha ho to tum samil ho sakte ho...
  

April Fool Sms

• I LoVe U
  
  
  DO U LoVe ME?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Aisa kehte kehte MUMTAZ mar gai but SHAHJAHAN ne koi jawab nhi diya
  Qki
  Saale ko ENGLISH nhi aati thi
  
  
  Aap ne kya socha, maine aapko kaha..
  
  
  He He.. April Fool
  
  
  
  
• Mere U.S.A. k VISA aa gaye hai, 5 yr k lie, mera ye cell no. kalse bandh ho jayega aur mera naya no
  +001123600745 hai.. plz add
  
  
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  kal esa sapna aaya tha!!! Aur usme aap APRIL FOOL ban gaye
  

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 10

• Ek sachhai chhe jene hu sahi shakto nathi,
  Khub sidhi vaat chhe pan hu sahi shakto nathi,
  Ne em pan hu bhogvu chhu maun rahevani saja,
  To le kahu ja, tara vagar hu rahi shakto nathi.
  
  
  
  
• Koi zindgini tasvir bani jay 6,
  Ane koi thi zindgini tasvir Badli jay 6,
  Koi ne medvi ne khoso nahi,
  Kem k 1 judai thi zindgi vikherai jay 6.
  
  
  
  
• Prem Ni Koi Divas Kimat Thaay Nahi,
  Nazik Ke Door Thi Samjaay Nahi,
  Sneh Na Dariya Ma Dubo To Khabar Pade,
  Em Kinaare Rahi Haiyu Bhinjaay nahi.
  
  
  
  
• Har shwas ma tari yaad muku chhu,
  Marathi vadhu vishwas tara ma muku chhu,
  Sachavje mara aa vishwas ne jatan thi,
  Mara shwas ne tara vishwas ma muku chhu.
  
  
  
  
• Na jivela pal pan kyarek jivan bani jay 6e,
  Ankh na ujash pn kyak andhara bni jay 6e,
  Prem kro to etlu sachvjo,
  Vadhare padto prem pan kyarek dard nu karan bani jay 6e.
  
  
  
  
• Nayan ma vasya che jara yaad karjo,
  Kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,
  Mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,
  Jo hichki ave to maf karjo.
  
  
  
  
• Tamaro prem j maru Bank Balance chhe,
  Tamari yado j maru ATM chhe,
  Vishwas no D.D. jama karavine melvi chhe dosti tamari,
  Mane dosti na Credit Card par puro bharoso chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Ek smit
  je hasaavi de
  
  Ek ashru
  je rovdavi de
  
  Ek ich6a
  jagavi de
  
  Ek preet
  je samajhi le
  
  Darek vaat
  je jaani le
  
  Enu j naam 6e
  "..MITRATA.."
  
  
  
  
• Pyar Ni kimmat kadi Paisa Thi Na Aapta..
  Vishvas Aapi Ne Dago Na Aapta..
  Jiv Joito Hoy To Modhe Mangi Lejo..
  Pan Amrut kahi zaher Na Aapta..
  
  
  
  
• Vakhat vedna no bahu vasmo hoy 6,
  Ene samajvo bahu muskel hoy 6,
  6odi de jyare jagat akhu tamne,
  Tyare potanu ek Angat tamara mate bau kimti hoy 6.

Good Night Sms - Post 2

• Ho gayi hai ab to black black night,
  Ab bandh bhi karo white white light,
  Sweet sweet sapno ki pakad lo aap flight,
  Kehte hai hum aapko good night.
  
  
  
  
• """ .:!|!|!|:.
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  Hi, I m baby tortoise.
  Good Morning wish karne aaya tha, par kya karu? Slow hu na! To aate aate night ho gai,
  So GOOD NIGHT.
  
  
  
  
• Sitaron ko bheja hai apko sulane k liye,
  Chand aaya hai lori gane k liye,
  So jaiye mithe khwabo me,
  Subah Suraj ko bhejenge aapko jagane k liye.
  
  
  
  
• A se acchhi Night.
  B se beautiful Night.
  C se charming Night.
  D se dreamy Night.
  E se evergreen Night.
  F se fairy Night.
  G se.Ab ye bhi main batau?
  GOOD NIGHT.....
  
  
  
  
• ----;----
  ,--' --=_____/'7
  (_Good_,=----/
  ._/_/ Nighit
  
  
  Road pe bohot trrafic thi...
  
  Is liye
  aaj Helicopter se bhejna pada.
  GOOD NIGHT.
  
  
  
  
• Pyari si "RAAT" me. Pyare se "ANDHERE" me.Pyari si "NEEND" me.Pyare se "SAPNO" me. Pyare se, "Apno" ko. Pyari si "good night"
  Sweet drem have nice night
  
  
  
  
• Raat Aati Hai Sitare Lekar,
  Nind Aati Hai Sapne Lekar,
  Humari Dua Hai
  Kal Ki Subah Aaye Apke Liye Bahut Saari Khushiya Lekar...
  Good Night
  
  
  
  
• Welcome aboard SWEET DREAMS airlines
  all passengers on bed
  hug ur pillows as the flight will b taking off soon
  enjoy the time
  Hv a chilled nite..!!;-)

Gujarati Poetry Sms - Post 9

• Swapna ne ashuo thi bhinjata joya chhe,
  Gam ma pan hotho ne hasta joya chhe,
  Armano to roj ubharai ne dholai jay chhe,
  Chhata pan ummido ne sahare loko ne jivta joya chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Hasvu nathi chhata hasvu pade chhe,
  Koi puchhe KEM CHHO to MAZAMA kahevu pade chhe,
  Jindagi no aa evo RANGMANCH chhe,
  Jya badha ne farajiyat NATAK karvu pade chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Sanghreli yado aaje ret bani veray 6,
  Jetli sodhu chhu etli j khovay 6,
  Man ne bahu samjavyu k na javay e disha taraf,
  Jya swapno kodi ni kimmate vechay 6.
  
  
  
  
• Yaad karu chhu tane vaat vaat ma,
  Rahevu chhe sada tara saath ma,
  Tu mane na sodh tari aas paas ma,
  Hu tane mali jaish tara j swas ma.
  
  
  
  
• Hath 2 chhe ne 1 piyali chhe,
  Khuda 1 chhe ne hajaar savali chhe,
  Hajaar ful chhe ne 1 mali chhe,
  Aavi kismat ne su kahu,
  Takdir haath ma chhe ne haath kahli chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Mitrata na hastakshar koi ukeli nathi shaktu,
  Ema jodni ni bhul koi sodhi nathi shaktu,
  Khub saral hoy chhe vakya rachna,
  Pan purnaviram koi muki nathi shaktu.
  
  
  
  
• Aapi shake to taro pyar mangu chhu,
  Sacha hraday thi taro sahkar mangu chhu,
  Karish nahi chinta pyar mare pran pan aapish,
  ROKADO chhe hisab, hu kya UDHAR mangu chhu...
  
  
  
  
• Tena prem ma dil majbur thay gayu
  Dukh devu tenu dastur thay gayu
  Teno koi vak nathi me prem j etlo karyo to
  Ke tene a vaat nu abhiman thay gayu
  
  
  
  
• A Loko KHUSH NASEEB 6 Jena SANJOGO ena SWABHAV ne Malta Ave 6
  Parantu A Loko UTTAM 6 J Potana SWABHAV ne SANJOGO Pramane GOTHVi Sake6
  
  
  
• Gazal ni zarurat mehfil ma hoy 6e,
  Prem ni zarurat dil ma hoy 6e,
  Mitro vagar adhuri 6e zindagi,
  Kem k dosto ni zarurat to jindgi na Ant sudhi hoy 6e.

Holi Special Sms

• Mausam ki bahar acchi ho,
  Phoolon ki kaliyaan kacchy ho,
  Hamhari yeh dosti sacchi ho,
  Bhagvan se bus ek dua hei ki,
  Mere dost ka har tyohar accha ho,
  Aur har tyoharo me rango ki bahar ho...
  
  HAPPY HOLI
  
  
  
  
• Radha k rang aur Krushna ki pichakari,
  Pyar k rango se rang do duniya sari,
  Ye rang na samze koi jaat ya boli,
  Mubarak ho aapko ye Holi aur Dhuleti.
  
  
  
  
• Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
  Rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
  Kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
  Aye mere yaar aisi ho tumhari HAPPY HOLI.
  
  
  
  
• Har Saal Aata Hai Ek Din Sabse Suhana,
  Jhoomta Hai Dil Aur Gata Hai Koi Gana,
  Khushi Ke Is Din Par Tum Bas Muskurana,
  Aur Aane Wale Kal Ke Liye Sapne Sajana,
  HAPPY HOLI
  
  
  
  
• A splash of blue i send you,
  A tinge of yellow to cool the hue,
  A rush of red for warmth and zest,
  For you and your family wishes best Happy Holi!!
  
  
  
  
• Tumhari Holi Ho Number One,
  Aur Tum Karo Lot of Fun,
  Wishing You A Happy & Colourful Holi.
  
  
  
  
• Tum Bhi Jhoomo Masti Mein,
  Hum Bhi Jhoome Masti Mein,
  Shor Hua Saari Basti Mein,
  Jhoomein Sab Holi Ki Masti Mein,
  Mubaarak Ho HOLI Bheegi Masti Mein.!
  
  
  
  
• If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would
  send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
  
  
  
  
• Auspicious red
  Sun kissed gold
  Soothing silver
  Pretty purple
  Blissful blue
  Forever green
  I wish u and all family members
  The most colorful Holi.
  
  
  
  
• Main jaha jaha dekhta hu,
  Muze tumhara chahera hi dikhta hai.
  Ismain meri galti nahi hai,
  Qki aaj sab chahera range hue hai...
  
  Happy Holi
  
  
  
  
• Apun wishing you a great,
  Super-duper,
  Zabardast,
  exttra-badhiya,
  exttra special,
  Ekdum mast and chakpak,
  Bole to ekdum jhakaas
  Happy Holi.
  
  
  
  
• _________ U've
  !'--.___.--' ! got a
  i_________i CARD.
  Open it...
  
  **********
  * H A P P Y *
  *   H O L I   *
  **********
  
  
  
  
• Pichkari ki dhaar,
  Gulal ki barsaat,
  Dosto ka pyar,
  Yahi to hai Holi ka tyohar.
  
  
  
  
• Lal ho ya Pila
  Hara ho ya Nila
  Sukha ho ya Gila
  Ek baar Rang lag jaye to
  Ho jaoge "RANGEELA"
  HAPPY HOLI & DHULETI
  
  
  
  
• Bhar bhar ke jaam pilaao,
  Chang aur mridang bajao,
  Gile shikve bhul jaao,
  Man galiyaara chaheke,
  Aisi satrangi chadar faihrao,
  Aao sab milkar holi manao!
  
  
  
  
• Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, Bujdil kabhi khulkar var nahi karte, Aur ham wo he jo HAPPY HOLI kahne k liye kisika intazar nahi karte...
  
  
  
  
• I may not put colours on your face on this festivel, but, I pray to God to add more colours in your and family's life.
  
  HAPPY HOLI
  
  
  
  
• Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
  Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
  Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
  Ek Baat Khas Ho,
  Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
  Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho.
  
  Wish U very Happy Holi
  
  
  
  
• Rang udave pichakari,
  Rango se rang jay duniya sari,
  Holi k rang khushiyo se rang de jivan aapka,
  Aaj yahi he shubh kamnae hamari...
  
  
  
  
• Fulo ne ugna chhod diya,
  Taro ne chamakna chood diya,
  Aaj holi hai to kya hua
  Aap ne aaj nahana q chood diya.

Gujarati Funny Sms - Post 6

• Khetar ma govadiyo gaay charaavto
  
  
  Khetar ma govadiyo gaayo charavto
  
  
  ACP says : Daya, tara chhokra ne Diploma Eng. to na j karavto..!
  
  
  
  
• Ek chhokro chhokri jova gayo.
  Thodi vaatchit pachhi chokra e puchhyu.
  "ENGLISH faave chhe ?"
  
  
  
  
  
  Chokri sharmaine : "SODA sathe hoy to faave.."
  
  
  
  
• Gandhiji na jivan charitra thi prabhavit thai me Gandhiji na phota bhega krvanu chalu kryu 6e to tamari pase jetli 500/1000 ni note hoy te mokli aapo.
  
  
  
  
• Kyarek tene mari preet samjay jase,
  Tyare hraday tenu munjay jase,
  Pa6i gotse mane saghda sansar ma,
  Pan tya sudhi ma to maru bije "Gothvaai" jase...;-)
  
  
  
  
• Tamne athwa tamara group ma koi ne Sinh(lion) no nakh Pehervano sokh hoy to mane call karjo...
  
  Aato hu Nakh kapto hato etle yad aavyu..
  
  
  
  
• Bapu chotila ni ticket laine bus ma chadya.!
  Bapu a bus ma haalva nu chalu karyu..
  Condctr : ka bapu bus ma halo chho?
  Bapu : chotila haline java ni 'MANTA' Lidhi chhe.!
  
  
  
  
• Surti-Mne sanskrit sikhvo
  Pandit-kem
  Surti-Devtao ni bhasha 6 etle
  Marine swrg gyo to jrur pdse ne
  Pndit-ne Nark gyo to?
  Surti-To SURTI to aavde j 6 ne
  
  
  
  
• Baa ane Bapu pardesh java airport pahochya..
  Baa - Aapde fridge haare lai lidhu hot to saru hatu..
  
  Bapu - kem ?
  
  
  Baa - Passport fridge upar rahi gaya chhe...
  
  
  
  
• 1 var rajnikant helmet paheri bike chalavto hato ane accident thayo ane helmet rasta per padi gayu,
  Aaje e area amdavad ma helmet char ratsa thi olkhay 6e!

Informative/Knowledge Based Sms - Post 4

• Zindgi ki sabse badi sacchai-
  Kabaristan ke bahar board par likha tha,
  "Manzil to meri yahi thi, Bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate"
  
  
  
  
• Agar Aap
  S.S.C.
  H.S.C.
  B.Com.
  M.Com.
  B.A.
  MBA
  BE
  B.ED
  B.Sc
  M.Sc
  BBA
  BCA
  LL.B.
  Ya
  P.T.C
  Pass Ho To Batayen K
  "Paani puri"
  Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hai?
  
  
  
  
• Psychological Fact:
  Wen a Prsn Cries Due To Happiness D 1st Drop Of Tears Cums Frm d Rght Eye..
  Bt Wen d 1st Cums Frm The Left, Its Pain.
  Do notice!! :-)
  
  
  
  
• Height of Addiction:
  
  Just B4 hanging judge asked to prisoner: Any last Wish?
  
  Prisoner: Yes, I want to update my FACEBOOK status as "Dead".
  
  
  
  
• Stethscope in hand-Identity of Doctor
  
  File in hand-Lawyer
  
  Chalk peace in hand-Teacher
  
  Nthng in hand & evrythng in mind-dentity of ENGINEER
  
  
  
  
• An exellent sentence now written on National Highway : "If u want to donate your blood, don't do it on d road. Donate it in d blood bank"...
  
  
  
  
• Girl : is valentine pe muje esa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho .!
  .
  Boy : thik he.!
  .
  Grl : kya doge ?
  .
  Boy : sharmate hue..
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  "PYAZZ"

Send Me Sms - Post 3

• Gabbar-Sambha, ye kaun log hai jo sms ka jawab nahi dete?
  
  Sambha-Sardar, ye wo log hai jo miss call karne k baad bhi balance check karte hai.
  
  
  
  
• KABIR KA LATEST DOHA:
  
  MISS U MISS U sab kahe, par actually miss kare na koi,
  Agar koi kisi ko really miss kare to fir SMS band q hoi.
  
  
  
  
• Garmi Me ice cream Ka Maza Ata Hai,
  Thandi Me Coffe ka Maza Ata Hai,
  Hum Waterfall Ki Tarah SMS Karte Hai,
  Aapka Muncipality K Pani Ki Tarah Reply Aata he.
  
  
  
  
• Jis din aapka sms nahi aya, us din
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  Gino mat Saare daant tod diye jayenge.
  
  
  
  
• Pyar nahi hai to karna sikho,
  Chahat dil me hai to jatana sikho,
  Uun hi kisika intezar mat karao,
  Koi agar pyar se sms bheje to reply karna sikho..
  
  
  
  
• Ting Tong
  Inbox Kholo
  Aap K Liye Dil Bheja Hy.
  
  .+"""-.,*,.-"""+.
   #  _I Ml$$_ #
     * _ you _ *
       "-.,_,.-" SMS Send Kro Vrna Dil wpas karo
  
  
  
  
• Aaj agar apka ek pyara sa SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
  
  
  VARNA
  
  palak paneer
  paratha aur
  Kashmiri pulav k baad ICE CREAM
  kha k
  BHUKHE hi so jayenge..
  
  
  
  
• When some1 msgs u
  dont think k iske sms free he
  but think that he gives 1 min of his life for
  sendng msg & rembring u
  "KADAR KARNA SIKHO MERI"

Tongue Twister Sms - Post 3

• Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  Cream biscuits main cream hota he
  
  par
  
  Tiger biscuits main Tiger nahi hota.
  
  
  
  
• @ @ @ @ @ @
  6 flowrs for U
  
  1 for health
  
  1 for love
  
  1 for happiness
  
  1 for frndship
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  or baki 2
  
  Kaan pe laga lo
  
  Mast lagoge
  @('.')@
  
  
  
  
• Pata hai hum 'Cloromint' kyu Khate hai..?
  Qki... .
  5-Star, Cadbury, Perk, Dairymilk, Munch
  "50 paise me" nahi ati.
  Ab Dubara mat puchhna !
  
  
  
  
• Hum Jo Kar Sakte He,
  Wo Aap Nahi Kar Skte Ho.!
  
  Mai Apke Mobile Par Apna Address Bhej Skte He,
  
  Kya Aap Mere Address Par Apna Mobile Bhej Skte Ho...?
  
  
  
  
• Maine suna hai aap bahut kamzour ho gaye ho
  Fit rehne k liye roz 1 chammach khaya karo
  
  AMBUJA CEMENT
  
  Kyuki
  
  Is cement me jaan hai...
  
  
  
  
• A Marketing Guy having no child, no money, no house, blind mother, prays to God.
  
  God says he wil grant just 1 wish.
  
  Marketing Guy: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new bunglow.
  
  God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Marketing Guys... :-)
  
  
  
  
• Golu office jaa raha tha..
  
  Patni pyaar se boli: "See u in the evening"
  
  Golu gusse se: "Dhamki kise de rahi hai, Main bhi tujhe dekh loonga..!!"
  
  
  
  
• Aaj agar apka ek pyara sa SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
  
  
  VARNA
  
  palak paneer
  paratha aur
  Kashmiri pulav k baad ICE CREAM
  kha k
  BHUKHE hi so jayenge..
  
  
  
  
• Dost ruthe to Rab ruthe
  
  fir ruthe to jag chute
  
  agr fir ruthe to dil tute
  
  or agar fir b ruthe to utar chappal or mar saale ko jab tak chappl n tute.
  
  
  
  
• Abey O
  
  Burai Ki Murat
  Paap Ki Tasvir
  Bewafai Ki zinda Misal
  Mtlabi Insan
  kmine
  Dhokebaz
  
  
  Aisi Koi B Quality Ap Me Nhi H,
  U r a so swt.!

Hindi Poetry (Shayari) Sms - Post 3

• Ek janaje ko dekh k ladki muskarai,
  Baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte,
  Beti boli baba wada kiya tha,
  Jab bhi milenge muskurayenge.
  
  
  
  
• Na koi kisi se dur hota hai,
  Na koi kisi k kareeb hota hai,
  Zindagi khud hi nazdik la deti hai,
  Jab koi kisi k naseeb mai hota hai.
  
  
  
  
• Tham lena mera hath kabhi pichhe jo chhut jau,
  Mana lena muje jo tumse kabhi ruth jau,
  Mana nasamaj hi sahi par wo insan hu,
  Jo teri har khwahish k lie tut jau.
  
  
  
  
• Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
  Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
  Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
  Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.
  
  
  
  
• Zindgi 1 Pal Hai,
  Jisme Na Aaj Hai Na Kal Hai,
  Jee Lo Isko Is Trah Ki Jo Bhi Aapse Mile,
  Wo Yahi Kahe, Bas Yahi Uski Jindgi Ka Sabse Hasin Pal Hai.
  
  
  
  
• Dharti Pe Ishwar Ki Talas HE
  Malik Tera Banda Kitna Nirash He
  Q Khojta He Insan Ishwar Ko
  Jbki APKE Dusre Roop Me MAA-BAAP Uske Itne Pas He!
  
  
  
  
• Honto Pe Kbhi Na koi Sawal Rakhiyega
  Zindgi Ko Har Pal Khushal Rakhiyega
  Zindgi To Naam Hi He Pareshaniyo Ka
  Inhe Bhul Kar Bas Apna khayal Rakhiyega
  
  
  
  
• Har sapna khushi ka pura nahi hota
  koi kisi ke bina adhura nahi hota
  jo roshan karta hai sab rato ko
  vo chand b to har rat ko pura nahi hota
  
  
  
  
• Alvida keh k jab wo chal diye,
  In Ankho ne sare hasin khwab kho Diye,
  Gum ye nai k wo hme chod gaye,
  Dard to tab hua jab alvida kehte-kehte wo khud ro gay.
  
  
  
  
• Hum Mitti Ke Khilone Banaate Rahe,
  Khyalo Me Hi Duniya Basaate Rahe,
  Humara Hoke B Humara Koi Na Bana,
  Hum Har 1Ko Apna Banaate Rahe..!

Gujarati Suvichar Sms

• Koina sukh ma nimitt bano, pan bhagidar nahi.
  Ane
  Koina dukh ma bhagidar bano, pan numitt nahi.
  
  
  
  
• Jindagi evi na jivo k koi FARIYAD kari jay, pan evi jovo k FARI YAAD kari jay, ane te mate GAMETEVU na bolo, pan GAME TEVU bolo.
  
  
  
  
• Aansu sukai jay pachhi malva aave e SAMBANDH chhe, pan aansu aave e pahela malva aave e PREM chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Ghar hoy etle sarnamu pan hoy, pan gamta saname ghar hoy e jindagi chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Tame jo besahara hov to koi no saharo bano, saharo tamne aam j mali jase.
  Dubti naiya ne pahochadi do kinara par, tamne kinaro aam j mali jase.
  
  
  
  
• Manvi jetlu saru dekhava mate kare chhe etlu saru banva mate kare to badhu saru thai jase.
  
  
  
  
• Jindgi bahu toonki 6e. Koi pan rite enjoy Karta shikho. Darek na Naseeb ma radva nu to lakhyu j 6e. Pan Naseeb shu cheej 6e, tene pan badalta shikho.
  
  
  
  
• Saras Samajva Jevi Vaat:
  "Manushya Ne Bolvanu Sikhta Lagbhag 2 Varas Lage 6e
  
  Pan kyare Su Bolvu Ae Sikhta Aakhi Jindagi Viti Jay 6e."
  
  
  
  
• Jeni sathe tame dil kholi hsi sako teni sathe 1 divas rahi sako 6o, pan jeni sathe tame dil kholi radi sako teni sathe akhi zindgi vitavi sako 6o.
  
  
  
  
• Je pathhar nadto hoy tene jo pagthiyu banavta aavdi jay to ae pathhar j manzil sudhi pahochadi de chhe.

Gujarati Poetry Sms

• Kyarek koi evi rite potanu bani jay chhe,
  Dil hoy dur chhata vicharo aavi jay chhe,
  Aamto chhe duniya swarthi,
  Baki koik j hoy chhe je dil ma ghar kari jay chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Koi prit nibhavi jay, koi reet nibhavi jay,
  Koi saath, to koi sangath nibhavi jay,
  Kari do jindagi kurban tena par,
  Je dukhma pan tamaro sath nibhavi jay.
  
  
  
  
• Kaik alag tamari e rit mane game chhe,
  Tame karo chho e tarkib mane game chhe,
  Prem to ketlay karta hase ek bija ne,
  Pan tame nibhavo chhe e prit mane game chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Aaje man ma 1 vichar aavyo,
  Viti gayo divas chhata tamaro msg na aavyo,
  Thai gaya tame naraj k pachhi snehijano ni yaad ma,
  Amaro varo j na aavyo.
  
  
  
  
• Jena mate hajaro dukh sehvay te prem chhe,
  Jena vagar ek pal na rehvay te prem chhe,
  Hoy chahat ghani tene pamvani,
  Pan saame aave tyare kahi na shakay te j prem chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Mitrata karvani koi rit nathi,
  Lagnio roki shake evi koi bhit nathi,
  Sabandho jo sachvay sacha man thi,
  To jivan ni koi pan baazi ma haar-jit nathi.
  
  
  
  
• Vidhi sathe ver na thay,
  Jivan aakhu zer na thay,
  Kismat 1 chhapelo kagad chhe,
  Ane ema lakhelu chhe ema fer na thay.
  
  
  
  
• Phool bani ne hasvu e zindagi chhe,
  Hasi ne dukh bhulvu e zindagi chhe,
  Jiti ne koi khush thay to shu thayu?
  Dil hari ne khus thavu e zindagi chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Vishwas na bhitar ma prem hoy chhe,
  Mano to aa badha nasib na khel hoy chhe,
  Baki lakho aankho joya pachhi pan,
  Kem, koi 1 nazar mate j mann bechen hoy chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Yaad amar chhe jindagi ni safar ma,
  Ame to chhupavi lidhi chhe tasvir jivan ma,
  Kem ochhi kari sakiye tamari yaad jivan ma,
  Yaadgar chho tame to sada amari najar ma.

Gujarati Poetry Sms

• Prem ni vedna koi lakhi shu jane,
  Prem ni bhasha koi boli shu jane,
  Prem to evi aghari kala chhe dost,
  Swikarta je achkay te kari shu jane.
  
  
  
  
• Sneh no sagar aankho mathi chhalkay chhe,
  Haiyu het na harakh thi harkhay chhe,
  Jane su vaat chhe prem ma evi k,
  dil ma hoy dard to pan hoth khushi thi malkay chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Dua mari aasman ma khuda sudhi jase,
  Wafa mari mara dil ni sada sudhi jase,
  Hu ej tu ej mosam ej chhe,
  Vicharyu n hatu k faaslo vadhi jase.
  
  
  
  
• Prem no nasho ochho nathi hoto,
  Badha na nasib ma prem nathi hoto,
  Prem nu aushadh to thik chhe,
  Baki priyatam na sparsh jevo koi malam nathi hoto.
  
  
  
  
• Sambandho na dariya ma moti banavi ne rakhjo,
  Hira jadel har ni dori ma amne rakhjo,
  Me kya kahyu mara thaine raho,
  Pan nanakda haiya na 1 khuna ma amne rakhjo.
  
  
  
  
• Tamara pyaar no amne aashro malyo,
  Majdhaar upar jane kinaro malyo,
  Have to swarg ni pan tamanna nathi,
  Jyare tamara hraday ma utaro malyo.
  
  
  
  
• Achanak kon jane koni yaad avi gai,
  Divas hova chhata aankhoma rat aavi gai,
  Kevo mali gayo emno sath k,
  Fari thi jivvani jivma takat aavi gai.
  
  
  
  
• Jindagi aam to tamari chhe,
  Ema thodi smrutio amari pan chhe,
  Rekhao bhale rahi tamara hath ma,
  Pan tema dhyan thi juo mitrata ni 1 rekha to amari chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Mara dil ne aavyo ek vichar,
  K kadi nai karu have teno vichar,
  Pan fari fari ne aavyo e j vichar,
  k tena shivay karu to karu kono vichar.
  
  
  
  
• Saralta thi kai na male to dukhi na thaso,
  Male jo badhu saralta thi to prayatna shu karso,
  Sapna badha hakikat na thava joiye,
  Thase badhu hakikat to sapna shu josho.

Gujarati Funny Sms

• Miletry officer-Naujawano aagal besi jav.
  
  Bapu agal na betha.
  
  Officer-Tame kem ubha chho?
  
  Bapu-Tame 9 jawano nu kidhu ane ame to 10 ma chhieye.
  
  
  
  
• Sorry,
  Bhul thi tamne aa Msg send thai gayo, niche na jota kharab kharab lakhyu 6e.
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  "KHARAB-KHARAB"
  
  
  
  
• Koi SMS Thi
  Tamaru DIL
  Dubhayu Hoy,
  Koi SMS
  Repeat Thyo Hoy,
  Koi SMS
  Upadelo Lagyo Hoy,
  vadhare padta
  sms thai gaya hoy to SMSICHAMIDUKDAM
  
  
  
  
• Bapu Railway Interview Aapva Gaya.
  Interviwr-Train Accidnts Atakavava su Pagla Bharso?
  Bapu-Railway Track Par BUMP Banavi daish..
  
  
  
  
• Que-Prem kya bane chhe?
  
  Ans-"China" ma.. kemk eni koi warranty-guarantee nathi hoti...
  
  
  
  
• Gori-Tu jab jab mujko pukare me chali aavu nadiya kinare..
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  Gamna bapa-Hu daytu 6e ya tara bapnu? Ola ae kidhu no kidhu ne hadi kadhi ne tarat nadi kinare.. Taydh ni thuthvay rays aena karta bes ne 6animani gharma kam hayse to aafudo aavse e ghare aene ya kya pada duje 6e..
  
  
  
  
• Jab koi baat bigad jaye
  Jab koi mushkil pd jaye
  To
  To
  To
  
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  ( '-' ) Hu su
  <) (> karu?
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  Sidha rehta hoy to kai thay j nai..
  
  
  
  
• Chhokari na gaal par gulab marta:
  English Girl-Darling,u r so notty.
  Urdu- Nahin karo janu.
  Sikh- tussi vade romantic ho.
  Guj- VANDRA jeva, ankh ma vagyu.
  
  
  
  
• Santa A Bhikhari Ne Samjavta Kahyu-Tu Bhikh Kem Mange Chhe Aaa Bau Kharab Kam Chhe.
  Bhikhari-Shu Tame Kyarey Bhikh Mangi Chhe?
  Santa-Na to !
  Bhikhari-To Tamne Kevi Rite Khabar Padi Ke Aa Kharab Kam Chhe.
  
  
  
  
• Pavitra mobile maas ma,shree network dev ni krupa thi SMS free thai gaya hoy, to balli bhakto ne vinanti ke shradha bhavna thi yathasakti sms arpan kare..

Valentine Day Special Sms - Post 2

• Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood
  
  
  
  
• When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever. So, please be my Valentine forever.
  
  
  
  
• Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
  
  Because you always heart the one you love!
  
  
  
  
• Each day, I love you, my sweet valentine, more and more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
  
  
  
  
• No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Prince/Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
  
  
  
  
• ...........TO MY.................
  .........VALENTINE...............
  ....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....
  ......OUR LOVE IS AS DEEP........
  ........AS THE OCEAN.............
  .....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........
  .............AND.................
  ..........AS SPECIAL.............
  ..........AS THE SKY.............
  
  
  
  
• Bee love honey,
  Miss love money,
  Flower love due,
  But,
  I LOVE MY VALENTINE
  and
  THAT IS ONLY YOU...!
  
  
  
  
• U r unique,
  U r caring,
  And
  U r the Best
  And
  I am the luckiest to have U in my life!
  
  Happy Valentine's Day my sweet heart!
  
  
  
  
• Please come and sit beside me,
  I have so much to say,
  The words I have to share with you,
  I need to speak today
  On the greatest occasion of this
  Valentine Day.
  
  
  
  
• In school, my teachers taught me that
  1 Hour = 60 Mintutes
  1 Minute = 60 Seconds
  But they never told me that
  1 SECOND WITHOUT YOU = 100 YEARS...
  

Image Sms / ASCII Sms - Post 3

• A new GRAND FILM, U can watch now on your MOBILE..
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  Apne bache sambhalo. Rod pe nach rhe the. A6a Hua jo mene inhe pehchan lia. Are no thanx its ok yar.
  
  
  
  
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  My Sweet Butterfly Plz Go & Tell To My Sweet Friend GOOD MORNING
  
  
  
  
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  G- get
  A- always
  N- new
  E- energy
  S- spirit &
  H- happyness.
  
  GANPATI BAPPA MORYA
  
  
  
  
• Mubark ho Sab Se Kam SMS Krne Pr
  Apko Milta H Ek Khubsurat 180 cc
  Ka
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  No Scale can measure our FRIENDSHIP.
  Bcoz V can see where it starts, Bt Nobody can see where it Ends.. FRIENDS 4EVER..
  
  
  
  
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  6 flowrs for U
  
  1 for health
  
  1 for love
  
  1 for happiness
  
  1 for frndship
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  Kaan pe laga lo
  
  Mast lagoge
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  Apun ne brand new lieala hai.. ghar aajao, apun tumko sair kanane le chalega...